Lies, Are for Winners

Subject: Lies, Are for Winners Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:09 pm

(OOC: The KODX in this rp isn’t the real one, it’s a fake one. Plus, I have Latin’s permission)

The Man, and The Myth, The Starr

If there’s one thing I love about wrestling, its title shots. The fact that you even get consider for one is over-whelming. It shows you’re one of the best in the business, it tells you that management thinks you can beat “The Man” and in this case, I’m the one consider to take the champion down. I was the one picked for this match, with the current Main event champion, King of Degeneration X. This is huge for me. It’s just a great opportunity. Few men get chances like this and few men capitalize. Look at WWE. Only forty men have won the WWE Championship in the last forty years. It shows how much of an honor is when your given one. I was outside of the WWKF Movie Room, ready to show off some of my personal “shit”. I opened the door and walked in. The background looked like something off of America’s Funniest Home Video’s. I walked up to the guy in charge of the background.

Adam Heart| For Now
Um, I didn’t ask for a freakin five cent background. I did ask you to find the cheapest shit you could find, I need something I can actually use. This isn’t a freakin porn shoot, this is a real show. I need to show off some stuff. I wanted something more like the Oscars, not America’s Worst Home Videos

Background Dude
Well, there’s no way I can change it now. You’ll just have to go with it.

My god, what an idiot. Anyways, it’s not a problem. I had already given the tapes to the cameraman; I guess I was ready to start. I was wearing a stunning black T-Shirt and the most beautiful pair of blue jeans I have ever seen. I had put a yellow streak in my hair. I was ready to show the world my new self, and stop hiding behind the name Adam Heart

Adam Starr
Hello and welcome to the Your Most Embarrassing Moments. I’m your host, and someone you people probably know, and idol. I’m the man they call Adam Heart. You may ask, why the name change? I sound more retarded than Pual Princess when I use Adam Heart. Just listen to it. Adam Heart. Now listen to my real name. Adam Starr. Which sounds better? Obviously, my birth name sound much better. Anyways, that’s far from the reason me, you, DXLatin, that camera guy named Steve, yes hi Steve, the stupid background guy, and Bob, the fat guy standing near the TV, eating what looks like a bag of chips. Um Bob, where did you get chips? I want chips, give me the bag. Did you say no? Don’t make me shoot you. Oh, you asked for it, here I come.

I started walking over to Bob. I made a gun out of my fingers and pretend to shoot Bob. He went down and dropped the chips. I picked them up, and walked over to where I was standing earlier.

Adam Starr
Now anyways, like I was saying, wait, what was I saying? Or ya, Tonight, we will be showing you some of the most embarrassing moments from my library. And who else would be the best candidate to make fun of other than WWKF’s Main Event Champion, and the man who must get into the ring with me this Wednesday at Halloween Havoc, King of DX. Now, lets get rolling.

I took the remote to the TV out of my pocket. I press the on button, then, an explosion was heard

Audience Member
OH MY FUCKING GOD! HIS HEAD EXPLODE! SOMEBODY FUCKING DO SOMETHING! I’M OUT OF HERE!

Adam Starr
Have you ever heard of pyrotechnics?

Audience
Ha, ha, ha, he’s funny

Adam Starr| Dressed up Adam Starr
Now, to our first clip. King of DX, and and the interview, with no pants

The Video Clip shows a Fat King of DX, wearing a black King of DX shirt, that doesn’t fit his waste, in a locker room. He’s searching through his bag.

Fake King of DX
Oh my god, I forgot my pants. This is just great. I have a match with that Gay Ass Adam Heart, and I have no pants. God, this is just gay. How will I face that gay ass? I don’t want to pop a boner well fighting him. God, this is just, just, fucking retard. Maybe going to get a soda will calm me down. Maybe I’ll go get one. Hopefully, no gay asses are outside ready to take pictures of me in my most embarrassing moment. I’m sure no one is outside.

King of DX is seen walking out of the room. Outside is a group of one hundred reporters, including I, Adam Starr, dressed up in my super awesome reporter disguise

Adam Starr| Dressed Up
Hi, my name is Martin Martin, and I’m with the Super Amazing Super News, can I ask you a few questions Mr. King?

Now, when did you become so fat and ugly Mr.King?

Fake King of DX
I’m not fat, or ugly.

Adam Starr| Dressed Up
Yes you are

Fake King of DX
No, I’m not

Adam Starr| Dressed Up
Yes you are

Fake King of DX
No, I’m not

Adam Starr| Dressed Up
Now, lets just get onto the next question. You have a match against Adam Starr this Wednesday. Now, I heard this guy is really thogh. I’ve heard he’s never lost a match, ever. Which is like, amazing. I would like to know, how are you preparing for a match like this?

Fake King of DX
Well, let me see, I’m going to get myself five hundred and eighty two pounds. I’m planning to sit on Adam’s head and squish it, because I’m cool that way. Adam is a gay ass piece of shit, and I hate people like that, so ya.

Adam Starr| Dressed Up
So ya, ok, I’m done here. And oh ya, about your pants, I kind of gave them to a goat, and he ate him, so you have to wrestle now. And oh, your match is next, I better get to the ring.

I saw myself strip to my wrestling gear and run to the ring

Fake King of DX
God damnnit

DX Latin
What a faggot. He’s has no pants on. Hey King of DGay, get some freaken pants on before I come over there and kick your fatass.

The video ended.

Adam Starr
Now, I’d like to thank our own King of DX, Bob. Now Bob played King of DX in that skit, and he’ll play him in everyone one, because Bob looks like him. Now we go to our second scene. What goes King of DX do in his spare time? Well, I’m going to reveal what he does right now. This is King of DX’s spare time

The video starts at a computer screen. King of DX is typing at his computer, still fat, and wearing his glasses, the same King of DX shirt as before, and still, no pants.

Fake King of DX
ZOMG! I just became a level 49 Elf Killer, I’m pwning everyone. ZOMG! I love this game, I’m the best. Hey look at that Gay Ass; I’m going to kill him. Ha ha, I killed you. Why do I even go into wrestling? I mean, I can just stay here and playing World of Warcraft. Well, I’ll have all the time in the world to do that once Adam Starr beats me, because everyone knows, he’s twenty times better than me. Well, I mean, it’s obvious to see why he’s going to beat me. I have no talent, speed, strength, I have nothing. I don’t even know how to punch. Oh well, I love Warcraft. Hey look at that guy over there. His username is Adam Starred, maybe I’ll go fight him.

King of DX’s character is seen rushing at the man, with his sword in the air. The man stabs King of DX’s character in the stomach and King of DX’s character goes down.

Fake King of DX
ZOMG! I got killed, this has never happened before. Oh well, at least I still got my Star Wars, and my titles.

The Video Ends

Adam Starr
Oh, wasn’t that delightful. Now, it seems someone as stolen the rest of my tapes, so, I’ll just talk to kill some time. So, this Wednesday, I face King of DX. In my eyes, a great champion, with a lot of heart. Wait, did I just hear that come out my mouth. Sorry, I meant to say a horrible champion who thinks everyone is gay to hide his own sexuality. He calls us all gay ass pieces if shit, which gets old, really fast. And I mean REALLY fast. Your like an old joke, it’s just not funny anymore. First, you model yourself after a guy who’s already famous, then you mimic his every move. That’s not very cool. Your stalking one of the best in the world, Triple H. If it was Khali or anyone else, I wouldn’t care, but man, Triple H is too huge to be stalked. Just look at me, one hundred percent pure Starr, Adam Starr. I wouldn’t stalk anyone if my life depended on it, and why would I? I’m the best man here in WWKF. Just look at me. I’m young, sexy, young, talented, young, amazing, awesome, super, duper, awesome. If me and Chuck Norris were in the same place, at the same time, the world would explode because of the awesomeness. Well, it looks like that’s all the time we have. We’d like to thank Bob for playing the Fake King of DX, goodnight everybody, and get killed on your way home.

I saw the camera flick off, so I left the room, to my locker, to get prepared.

Subject: Re: Lies, Are for Winners Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:17 pm

Are You That Pathetic?

The camera opens to a garbage depot. Adam Starr is seen walking up and down the rows of garbage, packed up well over his head. He’s holding a garbage bag that says “Kong of DX” on it. The camera zooms into him, and he starts to speak

Adam Starr
Pathetic. This is the word that comes to mind when I think of King of DX. Did you just see what he came out and said? He’s trying to say I lost to Rocked X. Well, since when did I lose to Rocked X? Even better, since when did I have a match against Rocked X? Last time I checked, I was never booked in a match with Rocked X, so how the hell could I lose to him? You’re saying my record is 0-2-0, eh? Well, You’ve got the Wins and the Loses reversed, because I’ve seem to have won two matches, and lost none. Saying you’ve had more accomplishments is nothing, because last time I checked, I’ve only been here for three weeks, and this is my first title match, what the hell do you expect? And you say I’m going to be embarrassed? People are going to post our match on youtube and laugh at it? I didn’t know people laugh at your pain? Oh wait, it’s you. And I forgot, you’ve ran out of your locker room with no pants on. So, it’s kind of self-explanatory. And what the hell is an e-fed? I’ve never heard of one. I don’t think we wrestle in this “e-fed”. I know we wrestle in the greatest, well not greatest, because your in it. Well, we wrestle in a federation called World Wrestling Kings Federation, but I’ve never heard of an e-fed before. And you called me Adam Suck-A-Lot? Well, if my memory serves me right, I’ve never lost a match in my career, I’m un-defeated in World Wrestling Generation, and I’m undefeated here, which makes me undefeated, and I don’t think someone that is un-defeated sucks. Whoa, and you saying I play World of Warcraft? I pretty sure I remember you, at your computer, getting your ass kicked, not me.

Really, this all shows how stupid you are. You’re an embarrassment of a champion. All I hear from you is fuck this and gayass that, I don’t think that’s the kind of champion the people want. They want a champion who actually knows how to vent his anger without swearing, and not look like a dumbass on TV. People don’t want you as champion, and I can see why. Your acting like you are WWKF, you’re the big shot, well guess what, your not. What you said early, was just, it was just embarrassing. You tried saying all this shit, but in the end, you couldn’t get anything right. Why the hell would I want to wrestle with a diva? I’m not a fucking woman beater, like some people, Queen…I mean King of DX. You say I suck Khali’s penis to get ability? Ok, that just doesn’t make any sense. Because one, I don’t suck any penis. I’m a vigina lover, plain and simple. And two, how would you get ablilty out of sucking another man’s penis. Well, lord only knows you’ve tried it before to get some “ability”. Maybe that’s why you suck so badly in the ring. And I always hang out with DXLatin, eh? Well, if I’m correct, I never hang out with DXLatin, because I can’t stand the guy, but that’s far from the point. See, you tried to go around my back, and say shit about me, on live TV, but it didn’t work. Going around saying I have a shrine to Chuck Norris, eh? Well, if I have a shrine to Chuck Norris, I guess you have a shrine to the penis you’ve never had, because well, you’re not a man, because you know, you can’t win anything without cheating, or jumping people. King of DX, or should I say Queen of DX, you don’t really have much of a chance, I just proved that you are an idiot, I proved that you have no talent, I proved there’s no way you’ll walk out of Halloween Horror with your Main Event Championship. See this bag, this is your future, once I’m done with you. The Starr, will live on

The Camera Fades

Subject: Re: Lies, Are for Winners Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:18 pm

***^^craziest rp i seen***

Subject: Re: Lies, Are for Winners Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:39 pm

Lol KODX got pwnd

I’m planning to sit on Adam’s head and squish it, because I’m cool that way. Adam is a gay ass piece of shit, and I hate people like that, so ya.

And that is so KODX

Subject: Re: Lies, Are for Winners Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:21 pm

wtf? how whens the last time ive said that?

Subject: Re: Lies, Are for Winners Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:56 pm

God, When Will You Learn

The Camera fades to a dark room. Adam Starr is sitting on a chair. He is wearing a no shirt, and gold pants. The camera zooms in, and Adam starts to speak

Adam Starr
Hello my fellow people of earth. I am Adam Starr, and I’m here to talk about a disease that’s sweeping the nation. This disease is King of DX’s retardedness. As many of you fans have seen, King of DX has been calling a certain someone “Steve Sakks”. He’s been seeing things, because he thinks a certain someone is 2-1-0, or sometimes he says 0-2-0. And not mention that he thinks that were in this “e-fed” thing. I checked out what an e-fed is, and it just proved how stupid King of DX is. An e-fed is a internet wrestling company, and I don’t think this is an internet wrestling company. Hell, I barely even know how to work a computer. I needed help for an operator to work my computer. His name was Steve, he’s was awesome, and I love him, like a brother. But, he doesn’t love me. But anyways, were getting away from the point. King of DX retardedness is caught in many ways, including being a King of DX fan, wearing a King of DX t-shirt, having braces, looking like a Donkey’s ass and the most common, saying the words, King of DX. Now, there’s no real way to beat the disease once you get it, it stays for life, you screwed, because you didn’t follow the steps of preventing it. The first step is cutting your wrists, like an emo. Next, you need to look in the mirror, and make funny faces, in front of thousands of people. Next, you need to kick the biggest guy you can find in the balls. Now, if you don’t feel cured by then, well, your screwed. I advise you to find some holy water and pour it all over yourself. Now, there’s one way to prevent it before it happens. Watch this weekend as I, Adam Starr, beat down the guy were talking about, King of DX, and win his Main Event Championship. Because nothing spells cure like defeat. Now, I leave you with the music stylings of me, Adam Starr, god night everyone.

I’m going to kick
The Snot
Out of You
You know who you are
You

Your nothing
In comparison to me
I’m like Batman
And you’re the fatman

We fight
We bite
And maybe, have some sex
I take away
Your Main Event Title
From you

Because I am
Adam Starr
The greatest
Wrestler
Ever
I do a funny dance
And the crowd laughs
I kick my opponents ass
And the crown laughs

I’m a funny guy
Like no other
I have five fingers
And seven toes
This as no meaning
I know

Because I am
Adam Starr
The greatest
Wrestler
Ever
I do a funny dance
And the crowd laughs
I kick my opponents ass
And the crown laughs

Wasn’t that great? I bid you all farwell, and if you get King of DX’s retardedness, don’t say I didn’t warn you

Camera fades

Subject: Re: Lies, Are for Winners Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:32 pm

***ill be seeing you at homocide***

Subject: Re: Lies, Are for Winners Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:55 pm

sure he will?!?!?! i rp'd dumbass!

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